A Legend of Zelda Parody. And parody is REALLY hard.
lyrics
hey little man, now listen to this,
you know the world right now is in a bit of a mess
Our beautiful kindom is under attack
By a pig, or a dude. or something like that
We need someone to fixthis just as fast as they can
and yeah you look and awful lot like peter pan
but you have a sword and shield, and you use them well
so go slay the lord of darkness, cmon give him some hell.
Cuz the world could use a hero like you
To get us off our asses and pll us thorugh
We step out for 5 minutes. 5 minutes to long,
and when we get our ass back, guess what? whoop! Zelda's gone.
Now the armies of hell are at our door,
with hideous atrocities of ancient lore,
but like hell there's anything we're gonna do,
we don't even pay taxes. We'll just leave it to you/
Because there ain't no stoppin for the Hero of Time
Gotta fix the flow of the rhythm and the rhyme.
But he go with style, he go with class
Because saving the world is a big fat pain in the ass.
Congratulation,s kid!/ your quest is at an end!
Ezcept it totally isnt/ Now, go find your fairy friend
Um, one more thing. In the place that your're going
the world's about to end, becouse the frikken mooon is falling!
There's a chance you might be dead now
But worry about that later. You're a deku scrub now.
Cuz you can't stop now, there's so much to do
but you've met with a terrible fate, havent you?
Cuz the world could use a hero like you
what are you. 12? (actually 8) That'll have to do.
we've got 3 days until the world falls through
we're on borrowed time, I guess you'll have to do.
we'd do it ourselves but we
uh
got something else that day
yeah
we've got a festival or something
we couldn't miss that for anything.
Cuz there ain't no stoppin for the hero of time,. gotta save the world for the second time, but he go with style, he go with class, because saving the world is a big fat pain i the-
credits
from 400 Saturdays,
released October 23, 2015
Thanks to the Battery Kings(Kyle blackburn and kellie starn for bouncing this Idea off them
Melvins fans will flip for this lost ’90s indie classic, with its sludgy guitars, hypnotic rhythms and irresistible hooks. Essential. Bandcamp New & Notable Jun 13, 2020
